Worst Hair Cuts For Men
We’ve all experienced or seen a bad men’s haircut. Idle HQ have carefully devised the bad, the worst and the weird haircuts to take a miss – finished with the more than important haircuts you CAN ask for on your next trip to the barbers.
When we say worst, we mean it’s been a fad. Or that, some a-list name has had it and we’ve all fallen imitating it for ourselves. Don’t be fooled, whatever might look good on Harry Styles, can’t always be pulled off at home.
The Man Bun
On that note let’s start off our worst haircuts and worst hairstyles ever with the man bun, a very bad hairdo. With the likes of Gavin Rossdale, Chris Hemsworth, Harry Styles and Penn Bagdley all sporting one, the bun seems like the most convenient ‘do’.
We’ve seen the rise and the fall of the haircut in the past few years. ASOS in 2015 claimed to be selling the clip-on version, when really it was one of the biggest April Fools. All in all, the man bun has grown into a mockery rather than convenience. Claimed to be effortless for the typical modern guy, when dealing with short hair, the man bun can look like nothing else but a struggle.
The Side Swept
No one likes to look ten years younger than their age. Then why would people give themselves a terrible haircut which throws them back to pre-school? Yes, Justin Bieber holds the title for the signature look, however this doesn’t mean it’s trendy. Like him, and more importantly like you, we have left that side-swept look far behind. We’re just hoping it doesn’t make a comeback anytime soon.
We’ve all had our phases, some more embarrassing than others. Trying to fit into that clique at school had those drastic measures, which most of the time lead to drastic haircuts. Known as the overgrown haircut, the nostalgic big-do was not something to be recreated. Think of the time (and hairspray) you went through perfecting it? We know for sure you wouldn’t go through that again, like we wouldn’t go through with this haircut. Nostalgic phase – over and out.
Worst Haircuts Ever
From fads to the plain awful, we have seen it all these past few decades. And nothing’s funnier than seeing pictures of bad haircuts. It’s been ‘business at the front and party at the back’ to then shaping your hair to your kitchen utensils. Here’s the run-down of the haircuts which should never make a comeback.
From Billy Ray Cyrus to Brad Pitt, The Mullet (a.k.a the Seinfeld) has become an iconic look of the 80s and 90s. Unforgettable yes, but not exactly a trend which needs to have its second time around. Coined and popularised in the 1990s by The Beastie Boys with the track Mullet Head, the ‘do’ became the must have thing.
From music, TV to footballers, it seemed like every guy in the 80s wanting to make a statement experienced the haircut at some point in his career. With its length of history, let’s hope it’ll be the last time we see this hairstyle.
If you thought The Mullet was bad, let us introduce you to the Rattail. When it was established as an acceptable haircut we don’t know, but we know it’s a no-go. With Shia LaBeouf famously embracing this look on the red carpet in 2015 and Anakin Skywalker with the questionable braided plait, the Rattail has never been a trending hairstyle. From transition of Mullet to Rattail in a matter of moments with a hair band, the Rattail is considered just as much as a NO-GO.
At some point in our young years, we would grab the gel and shape our hair into something which has a close representation to artificial grass, or even that, a step closer to becoming a Gareth Gates double. In the early 2000s, the go-to spikes haircut soared.
Becoming the signature ‘pretty boy’ look, it trickled through the years, to the improved version we know today. However filling your head of hair with so much gel, you looked permanently caught in the rain. Leave the spikes to the 2000s, please.
The Blonde Perm
Why stop at spikes? Why not get a perm? Or better that why not just bleach it all over. With the likes of Justin Timberlake, there were no boundaries as to what you could do with a short-cut. It was the haircut that has been following his career til now and more likely anyone else for that matter. With ourselves closely associating this ‘do’ with a packet of noodles, it’s clear that the short, artificial blonde perm will forever stay in the 1990s and in N-Sync for that matter.
It’s the symbolism of 1970s and 80s punk. Preferably more like the centre face of rebellion. The classic mohawk has seen generations of leather, check trousers, The Clash and going against the norm, but let’s face it, it’s never been considered the ‘do’ of the season.
With no limits to height, styling the mohawk can become an impractical look, not only questionable. Leading from the brightly coloured to the extremely detailed, the mohawk will always be considered one of the worst hairstyles. Want to create heights of the mountains on your head – maybe seek the alternative?
Whether you went through your chav or emo phase, the hairstyles associated with this subculture are just plain awful. From the slicked fringe crew cuts to the completely shaven off, this is the style you want to avoid!
Once thought of as a 90s phase, the curtains have had a modern day revamp, but that’s not to say you should join in. It takes a lot to pull of this bad boy so you’ll be more miss than hit.
Weird & Funny Haircuts
From the worst to the weird, there are just some hairstyles which should have never been cut in the first place. From strange shavings to primary colours, we’ve nailed down the haircuts which are just damn right strange (and were followed by a whole lot of questions).
The Man Bun has had its time, and there is a new Instagram-worthy hairstyle trend turning heads. Who knew that having a small ponytail, bun, or shoulder length hairstyle has so many opportunities, especially when it comes to braiding.
Braiding the hair wherever possible isn’t just a strange style, but can be seen as a form of art. Got a side, swept style, why not braid it? Man-bun, just braid it? Shoulder length hair, well you know, why don’t you just braid it completely. Although we are unsure on how long this hipster-worthy trend will last, it is by far one of the strangest yet.
Shaved Work of Art
From slits in the eyebrows to striped patterns on the sides, it seems like there are no limits if you have a head of hair and a shaver. However, that doesn’t mean it works or is that… acceptable. This tops the list of horrible and dodgy haircuts.
Nothing else says self-expression than permanently channelling it through your head of hair. The use of bright colours is an unnatural look alone, but mixed with a bit of art direction and imagery, it’s something which can draw attention from miles. A HUGE no from us.
And the Just Plain Ridiculous Awful Haircuts
Jokes aside, there are some truly strange hair cuts out there. So strange, that we are just speechless.
What Haircuts Should You be Having?
No matter what fads and trends we have seen, getting the right haircut to suit you, compliment your outfit and isn’t too much of a fuss to recreate is vital. Apart from pulling out the worst, we have also gathered the best. Here are the top four hairstyles you can take to the barbers.
The 50’s slick look
This haircut is timeless and easy to put together for that last minute rush in the morning. With the likes of Alex Turnerembracing the look for the past two years, the 50’s slick back hairstyle is the perfect addition to dress up with and dress down. Easy to recreate with a small handful of mousse and a comb, this look can be easily styled, with an addition of a prominent parting.